List of The Weakest Link (video game) quotes

This is a list of quotes that characters say in The Weakest Link video game released for the PlayStation, PlayStation 2 and PC.

Anne Robinson/Laurence Boccolini

 * "This is not a game for slackers. There are no gimmies, no duos, no lifelines, no hints! You play as a team, but be ready to betray everyone to be rich! The weaker-willed, the unsteady, the ones who make excuses, all will leave with nothing! And if you fail, I will tell the whole world... You are the Weakest Link, goodbye!" (opening cutscene)
 * "Welcome to the Weakest Link! Any of the seven players in the game could win up to £20,000/$1,000,000. They don't know each other. However, if they want the prize money, they'll have to work as a team. But, six of them will leave with nothing. As round by round, we lose the player voted 'The Weakest Link'! Let's meet the team!" (introducing the show)
 * "Welcome to the Weakest Link! Any of the seven people in the game today could win the total prize money. They don't know each other. However, if they want the prize money, they'll have to work as a team. But, six of them will leave with nothing. As round by round, we lose the player voted 'The Weakest Link'! Let's meet the team!" (introducing the show)
 * "Now the rules in each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your £2,500/$125,000 target in the time limit. The fastest way is to create a chain of seven correct answers. Get your question wrong, you break the chain and lose all the money in that chain, but if you say "bank" before the question is asked, the money is safe but you start a new chain from scratch. Remember Team, At the end of the round, only money that has been banked can be taken forward." (explaining the rules of the show)
 * "Now the rules in each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your total prize money target within the time limit. The fastest way is to create a chain of seven correct answers. Get your question wrong, you break the chain and lose all the money in that chain, but if you say "bank" before the question is asked, the money is safe but you start a new chain from scratch. Remember Team, At the end of the round, only money that has been banked can be taken forward." (explaining the rules of the show)
 * "Ah, so the standard settings aren't good enough for you, then?" (selecting the 'Bend the Rules' menu)
 * "Yes, you probably do need to cheat." (selecting the 'Bend the Rules' menu)
 * "Got lots of time to waste, have we?" (when doing nothing/taking time)
 * "Would you like someone to press the buttons for you?" (when doing nothing/taking time)
 * "I suggest you get on with it." (when doing nothing/taking time)
 * "Oh dear, Just the one player! Don't you have any friends?" (when selecting a character)
 * "Hmm... Interesting choice." (when selecting a character)
 * "That's not who I have chosen." (when selecting a character)
 * "The first round lasts for two and a half minutes, we'll start with the person whose name is first alphabetically, Let's play The Weakest Link" (UK beginning the 1st round)
 * "The first round lasts for two and a half minutes, the order you are playing was randomly selected before the show we'll start with the player in the first position, Let's play The Weakest Link" (US beginning the 1st round)
 * "You will answer first, Let's play The Weakest Link" (beginning the round with the strongest player)
 * "In science" (category of the question)
 * "In nature" (category of the question)
 * "In geography" (category of the question)
 * "In history" (category of the question)
 * "In politics" (category of the question)
 * "In sport" (category of the question)
 * "In the arts" (category of the question)
 * "In entertainment" (category of the question)
 * "Which one of these answers is correct?" (asking a question)
 * "Which one of these answers is right?" (asking a question)
 * "Which one of these is correct?" (asking a question)
 * "Which one of these is right?" (asking a question)
 * "Select the correct answer" (asking a question)
 * "Select the right answer" (asking a question)
 * "Correct!" (accepting a correct answer)
 * "Wrong!" (not accepting an incorrect answer)
 * "You are the strongest link remaining and you will answer first, Let's play The Weakest Link" (beginning the round with the 2nd strongest player after voting off the strongest link)
 * "You've reached and banked your £2,500/$125,000 target!" (after reaching and banking the target)
 * "You've reached and banked your £10,000/$500,000 target!" (after reaching and banking the target)
 * "You've reached and banked your £30,000/$1,500,000 target!" (after reaching and banking the target)
 * "You've reached and banked your £125,000/$6,250,000 target!" (after reaching and banking the target)
 * "Time's Up!" (after the time ran out in the round)
 * "You've very nearly reached your target!" (after almost reaching and banking the target when the round is over)
 * "You could have won £2,500/$125,000!" (after a bad round)
 * "Now You could have won £10,000/$500,000 in that round!" (after a bad round)
 * "You could have won £30,000/$1,500,000!" (after a bad round)
 * "You could have won £125,000/$6,250,000!" (after a bad round)
 * "That was an absolutely pathetic amount banked!" (after a bad round)
 * "Not a very impressive total team in the least!" (after a bad round)
 * "That round was absolutely laughable!" (after a bad round)
 * "Not exactly a scintillating performance team!" (after a bad round)
 * "Well allegedly the weakest links are gone and still you only get this much!" (after a bad round)
 * "That was hardly brilliant, was it?" (after a bad round/Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "That was in a word... Appalling!" (after a bad round/Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Shameful, Not a good round at all!" (after a bad round/Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "My goodness, what a disaster!" (after a bad round/Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I'd feel rather ashamed if I were you!" (after a bad round/Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "That money will go to the next round, but one of you will not!" (after the round is over)
 * "Today's prize money is shown at the bottom of your screen!" (after the round is over, before going head to head)
 * "Which one of you is the big bad wolf? Whose mind is emptier than Mother Hubbard's cupboard? Who's trying to turn your coach into a pumpkin?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's causing a problem? Whose replies are a bit of a puzzle? Whose donut has run out of jam?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's a Margarita short of a party? Who's not the freshest onion in the soup? Whose several shrimp short of a Barbie?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Why aren't you making more money? Who is damaging your deposits? Who needs to be told to catch in your chips?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who is the disaster area? Who needs to be called off? I urge you calling the emergency services and have them extinguished!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's the clown ruining your chances? Who do you want to send through the trap door? Who is all ambition and very little talent?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Is there a village that is missing it's idiot? Who is the midget amongst intellectual giants? Who's brain has already gone home?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Which player can't keep up? Who is bringing up the rear badly? Who is nowhere near the finishing line?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Which player has passed their sell-by date? Who's been sitting on the shelf for too long? Is there someone here who needs to head for the checkout?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who cant do their job? Who needs to be out to lunch? I urge you to give them their pink slip and send them packing!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who is least likely to improve that bank balance? Who is no longer useful? Have the courage to vote off The Weakest Link!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's weighing you down? Who do you feel you're carrying? Who would it be a great relief to drop?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's out of form? Who keeps spurning the easy chances? Someone needs to be kicked into touch!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's the hole in your pocket? Who is the luxury you cannot afford? Sling the slowcoach, Dump the dumps!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's borrowing you from building up the bank? Who is upsetting the balance? Who are going to ask to withdraw?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who can't cope with the pressure? Who is making your blood boil? Who is a very sad waste of time?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Which one of you always seems stumped? Who keeps getting clean bowled? Who do you want to hit for six?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who can't do the job? Who's out to lunch? Who needs to be dispatched without delay?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's not delivering? Who needs to be redirected? Here's your chance to return them to sender!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's slower than delivering at the post office? Who needs to be redirected? Here's your chance to return them to sender!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who here isn't blossoming? Let me remind you we cannot afford dead wood! Which one of the team needs to be pruned?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who keeps taking the foot off the accelerator? Which one of you is the slowcoach, holding the others up? Pick up some speed by dropping the culprit!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's bringing the rest of you down? Who would make you happy to wave off? Cheer yourselves up, Chuck them out!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's dead weight? Who would it make you happy to wave "Ta ta" to? Cheer yourself up and chuck them!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who doesn't convince you? Who is trying to pull the wool over your eyes? Who's all mouth and no answers?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's reached the end of the road? Who keeps directing you to a dead end? Who needs to get out and walk?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Who's no longer a contender? Deal with the knockout blow and send them out with a count, Who's pathetic performance is too pitiful to prolong?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "I urge you, if you want to be winners, get rid of the losers! Who's bringing up the rear? Now's your chance to lack them!" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "I fear someone here is just passing through, Who has outstayed their welcome? Who do you want to see checkout?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Someone's performance needs polishing up! Who needs to get the boot? Who are you going to kick out?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Someone is stopping you from scaling the summits! Who is still stuck at base-camp? Who do you want to push off the edge?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Someone here clearly is not in the swimmer things! Who's out of their depth? Who's not waving but drowning?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Someone here is stopping you from steering a straight course! Who keeps taking the wind off your sails? Who urgently needs to be cast adrift?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Someone here needs to brush up their performance! Who keeps cleaning you out? Who needs to be swept off the game?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "Someone here is always losing the points! Who's having trouble keeping up? Who needs to be returned to the library shelf?" (One of Anne's gags before voting)
 * "It's time to vote off The Weakest Link!" (before voting)
 * "Voting over, It's time to reveal who you think is The Weakest Link!" (after voting)
 * "I think I've ever seen the game play that badly before" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "So, What went wrong?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "What on earth was going on in there?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I thought you're supposed to know something about science, A rocket scientist you are not!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I thought you're an expert on places, I'm amazed you managed to find your way to the studio here today!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You told us apparently that Nature is your specialist subject! Do you think you know what the word means?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Leisure is meant to be your specialist subject, Clearly you didn't do any work preparing!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Art is supposed to be your specialist subject, but I doubt that you could tell the difference between a watercolor and a matte vinyl!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Now you said People was your subject, But I think perhaps you made a mistake, because you don't know any better at your own place, let alone anyone else's!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "For someone whose specialist subject is sports, That was a pretty amazingly poor performance. If I was on your team, I'd want to transfer immediately!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Someone at your age should have known the pop music questions if nothing else!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Now you told us you are interested in History, Keep performing like that and that'll be what you'll be!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Well you don't seem to know anything about your specialist subject, Let alone anything else!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Well you haven't managed to pick up any knowledge at all from your hobbies" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You think you might at least learned something from your job." (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Tell me, did you actually go to school? Did you ever pass any exams?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Is your hearing going? Because you don't seem to have understood a single question I asked you." (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "For someone your age, You do seem remarkably uninformed!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Well, That was interesting." (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "After that performance, I imagine your family are all rushing out to change their names to avoid embarrassment!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Are these questions you think you're gonna get? Obviously not the sort I asked you!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Did you liked the questions?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You really did the business there, didn't you?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Well not much of a contribution in there, Was there?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Dear Oh Dear, That was a shocker!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You actually understand the idea of the game?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Not very good were you?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "For someone your age, You do seem remarkably uninformed!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I cannot imagine how your family would feel watching this!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I wonder how your customers and clients are gonna feel, Do you think they'd be encouraged by your outstanding performance here today?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Tell me, how your grades at school perform like that in your exams and There'll be a lot of resits for you!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I have to say I am at a loss for words!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You really do the business there, did you?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Is that the best you can do?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I imagine you're pretty embarrassed right now!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I think you perhaps are to get out a bit more than you might have an idea of what's going on in the world!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "A somewhat substantial performance I think you'll agree!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Some questions too hard for you? Is that it?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Perhaps you didn't hear the questions properly" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Any excuses for that performance?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "If you perform as badly as that in work, I'm amazed! You've managed to hold down a job at all!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Well, You haven't managed to pick up any knowledge at all from your hobbies!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You didn't get any right did you?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I'm surprised you got this far!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You know what happened!" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Well you didn't get any right did you?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "That pretty lacking lasted a performance." (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "I'd say that was a... disaster." (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You rather let the others down in that round, didn't you?" (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "You do know do you that you're supposed to give the right answers." (Anne abusing a contestant/before eliminating the player)
 * "Why this person?" (asking why the contestant voted for someone)
 * "Why did you vote for him?" (asking why the contestant voted for a male contestant)
 * "Why did you vote for her?" (asking why the contestant voted for a female contestant)
 * "It looks very much likely you're voting off a rival!" (asking why the contestant voted for the strongest link)
 * "You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "With two votes,You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "With three votes,You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "With four votes,You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "With five votes,You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "With six votes,You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "You have the most votes,You are The Weakest Link! Goodbye!" (eliminating the player)
 * "Round 2, There are six players left, we are now taking ten seconds off the clock. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round, Let's play The Weakest Link!" (beginning round 2)
 * "Round 3, We are down to five players, we're taking another ten seconds off the clock. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round, Let's play The Weakest Link!" (beginning round 3)
 * "Round 4, There are four of you left, we are taking another ten seconds off the clock, You now have only two minutes. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round, Let's play The Weakest Link!" (beginning round 4)
 * "Round 5, Three of you left, we are cutting another ten seconds from your time. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round, Let's play The Weakest Link!" (beginning round 5)
 * "Round 6 and just the two of you left and this time you have only ninety seconds but whatever win in this round will be tripled and added to your total to make up your final prize money. We'll start with the strongest link from the last round, Let's play The Weakest Link!" (beginning round 6)
 * "Of course, only one of you can take that final prize money away. So now, you'll be playing against each other, head to head. I'll ask alternate questions five to each of you. Whoever answers the most correctly wins, it's simple as that. If there's a tie after five questions each, we'll go to sudden death until we have a winner. As the Strongest Link in the last round, you have a choice of who goes first" (when going head to head)
 * "We now go into a sudden death situation, the questions will continue in pairs. If one of you gets your question correct then the other will have answer correctly or lose! Let's play Sudden Death!" (when going Sudden Death)
 * "If you answer this correctly, you'll have won!" (to the person going to win)
 * "You'll need to answer this correctly to stay in the game!" (to the person going to lose)
 * "That means you are today's strongest link and you go away with the prize money!" (to the winner)
 * "You leave with nothing!" (to the runner-up)
 * "Join us again for The Weakest Link, Goodbye!" (after the game's over (UK))
 * "Join us next time on The Weakest Link, Goodbye!" (after the game's over (USA))
 * "So Angela, what's the standard of local government like in Norwich? Your residents should be queuing up for a refund on their council tax if they've got any sense. I think you might be going off back to birdwatching, don't you?" (Angela's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "So Angela, what's the quality of local government like in Wisconsin? Are the residents lining up for a tax refund? I think you might be better off sticking to birdwatching!" (Angela's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Karen, a secretary from Romford. Is your short hand any faster than the pace you've used today to answer questions? And what about your typing? Do you make as many mistakes at that as you did here today? I think maybe you ought to stick to shopping." (Karen's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Karen the secretary from Missouri. I do hope your short hand speed is up to the job because you didn't answer any questions here with much speed. I mean, do you make as many mistakes at work as you did here? I think really you'd be better sticking to shopping your hobby full time." (Karen's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Well, forewarned is forearmed. Remind me never to go to Northampton if you're the sort of policeman they have there, the place must be the like the Wild West! Tell me Steve, have you ever actually managed to catch a criminal, because you certainly didn't manage to catch on much here today, did you?" (Steve's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Remind me Steve, never to go to Hartford, Connecticut if you're an example of the calibre of The City Council there. I mean, the place must be the like the Wild West! And your hobby is steam engines! Quite appropriate really isn't it, Steve? Because you're mostly hot air!" (Steve's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Gary, a graduate living in Bristol. What precisely did you graduate in? It certainly wasn't anything connected to questions or common sense. Are you going to get a job when you grow up? Will you ever grow up?" (Gary's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "So Gary, a college graduate living in Berkeley with no job. What precisely did you graduate in? It certainly wasn't anything, it couldn't be anything connected to questions you were attempting to answer here." (Gary's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "So Nicholas, you want to go into politics? Well, you've certainly got all the right qualifications: a tenuous grasp of reality and of course, that wonderful ability to get everything absolutely wrong! I was going to ask you what precisely it is that a commodities trader does, but after that performance, I don't think I'll bother. I doubt whether you'd know." (Nicholas'/Nick's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "So Nick, you want to get into politics? I'd say you got all the right qualifications: a tenuous grasp of reality, an ability to get everything wrong and a huge opinion of yourself! Is there any beginning to your talent? Do you have any admirers other than your mother?" (Nicholas'/Nick's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "So Tony, a recruitment consultant. And you think you're qualified to advise other people on the best job for them, do you? Tell me, have you actually got any clients or have they all ran away in despair? I think they probably will after they see your performance here today." (Tony's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "So Tony the executive recruiter. Are you sure you're qualified to advise other people on the best job for them? You might be looking for a new job yourself after that performance." (Tony's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "It's a pretty demanding job, the civil service, is it Austin? I hope not, because you don't cope very well with pressure, do you? And you say you want to go into politics? Well, your performance today probably lost you any potential votes! Hardly the sort of display to inspire confidence, was it?" (Austin's/Allen's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "It's a pretty demanding job, being a CPA, is it Allen? Gosh, I hope your clients don't have too many write-offs because you don't cope well with complications, do you? In fact, you seem very confused for someone about to go into local politics. I mean your performance today, I doubt whether you'd get any votes!" (Austin's/Allen's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "So Jenny, you're a receptionist. Well, I can only hope you're a bit better at answering the phone than you are at answering questions. I mean, that sort of performance is hardly going to inspire confidence in anyone, is it? Do you think perhaps you've been spending too much time manicuring those beautiful nails of yours?" (Jenny's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "So Jenny the receptionist. Are you just decorating out front? Perhaps you spend too much time manicuring those beautiful nails of yours? And maybe next time you go for a makeover, it'll brush up your brainpower!" (Jenny's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Arthur, like watching current affairs programmes, do you? I think you must nod off in the middle of them. I bet the people of Hove are relieved you're a retired bank manager! Otherwise, one or two of them might think twice about putting their money in your hands!" (Arthur's/Frank's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Frank, I bet there's a relief all around in Phoenix that you are a retired bank manager. I think one or two customers might think twice about putting their money in your hands these days!" (Arthur's/Frank's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Lorraine, so you're the sporting type? Yes... Well, you're clearly not an intellectual! Your students are going to give you a bit of stick when you get back to Glasgow! You might just be for the high jump!" (Lorraine's/Cindy's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Cindy, so you're really more of a sporting type than an intellectual? I mean, your PE students are probably going to give you a very hard time when you get back to Boston. I mean, might it be an idea to surf off on the next strong breeze and go with the wind to somewhere else?" (Lorraine's/Cindy's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Tell me Eddie, do you ever actually manage to find any of the places you're supposed to be driving your lorry to? With your knowledge, I'd be very surprised! And these pub quizzes you go to... the emphasis, I suppose is on 'pub' rather than 'quiz'." (Eddie's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Tell me Eddie, do you ever actually manage to find any of the places you're supposed to be driving your truck to? I mean, have you been keeping the window down? Maybe your brains have blown away! You know, I fear you are mostly on a dead-end road to Nowheresville." (Eddie's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Tell me Samantha, like to exercise, do we? Work out in the gym? Perhaps a bit more time developing your brainpower and a bit less working on your muscle tone. Might have been a good idea." (Samantha's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Samantha, like exercise, do you? Work out in the gym with dumbbells, do you? Quite appropriate, that. Maybe a bit more time developing your brainpower and less work on your muscle power. Might be helpful." (Samantha's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Jez! Dear oh dear, weren't you paying attention, boy? Too much giggling in the back row, is that it? I have a feeling you won't be taxing the GCSE examiners too much. 'Fail' is a pretty easy word to write." (Jez's/Jojo's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Jojo! Dear oh dear, who has not been paying attention! Too much skateboard shredding and hip-hop I suspect blasted your brain cells! That's presuming at some point, you did have some brain cells." (Jez's/Jojo's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "So, you're a medical student, are you Kate? Well, that performance really restores our faith in the medical profession. I mean, if that's your level of accuracy, I wouldn't even come to you with an ingrown toenail! I'd probably end up with my leg amputated." (Kate's/Ruth's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "So Ruth, looking forward to your finals? I wonder, are any of them in subjects you tackled here today? Because if they are, I fear you are looking at an F, if you're lucky. You know, we all realise educational standards are dropping but I don't think any of us have realised just how fast they've fallen." (Kate's/Ruth's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Lucinda, you're a caterer from Kensington. Remind me not to book you next time I'm having a dinner party. Can you honestly tell the difference between a courgette and a lamb chop? And I hope you're better at making money in your business than you are at banking for the team. Otherwise, if you're not already bankrupt, you certainly will be very soon." (Lucinda's/Evelyn's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Evelyn the caretaker from Little Rock who supports several charities. I must say, the pathetic amount of money you managed to bank here, I hope no one put you in charge of fundraising back in Arkansas." (Lucinda's/Evelyn's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "So Maeve, you like being a barmaid? I certainly hope so, because I don't rate your chances of ever doing anything else! I think you've been spending far too much time in the pub." (Maeve's/Mary's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Mary the waitress, How on earth do you manage to remember any of the orders?, I mean you can't remember general knowledge of any kind! I'm amazed you're able to count your tips! Maybe you can't or maybe you don't get any." (Maeve's/Mary's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Well, I thought cabbies were supposed to know everything, Barry! And to make matters worse, you're a Crystal Palace fan! Of course, winning probably isn't something you're very familiar with, is it?" (Barry's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Barry from New York. You know, I thought Manhattan cab drivers knew everything. I mean, I wouldn't trust you to get me to Times Square or Central Park after that fiasco! Mind you, I note that you're a Knicks fan, so winning obviously isn't anything you're very familiar with." (Barry's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Ravi, you're a trainee accountant. Hmmm... If you ever qualify, there should be an investigation. Not much seems to add up for you. You may be good at cooking the books, but I can't believe you've ever read one." (Ravi's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Ravi, who is studying to be accountant. I think it might take some time for you to qualify. Mind you, If you ever qualify, will you get any customers? Would anyone have the courage to sign up with you? I think they'd have to be very rich and not mind at all if you'd lost them all their money!" (Ravi's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "How are your grandchildren going to feel after watching that, Rose? Perhaps you've been spending too much time in the herbatious borders without a hat on! It seems you're suffering from a bit of sunstroke, is that it?" (Rose's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Oh Rose, How are the grandchildren going to feel when they see your performance? I think you've been spending too much time in your garden without a hat! Rose dear, has sunstroke set in?" (Rose's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Jules, you're studying fashion design, are you? Well, not much evidence that you can match answers to questions. Do you ever expect to design anything that goes together? And you like performance art? Not much evidence of performing very well here today." (Jules' voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Jules, you're studying fashion, aren't you? What a shame you have have absolutely zero ability to match answers to questions. And also, you apparently like performance art? Not seeing much quality performing from you today, are we?" (Jules' voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Well, if the accuracy of your reporting matches the accuracy of your answers Sarah, I imagine you're constantly being sued for libel! Instead of spending so much time reading society and fashion magazines, perhaps you should invest in a good encyclopedia. I think that might be of more use." (Sarah's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Well, if the accuracy of your reporting matches the accuracy of your answers Sarah, how come you're not constantly being sued for libel? I think you should invest in a good encyclopedia." (Sarah's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Sapphire, that was a real gem of a performance, wasn't it? You might be called after a precious stone, but you seem to know precious little about anything else. Now, you told us you like 'all things physical', is that right? I can see that, because you obviously don't excel in the mental department." (Sapphire's/Amber's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Amber, what a gem of a performance! I mean you're named after a precious stone but then alas, you turn out to know precious little about anything. I see you like 'all things physical'. Well, that's good because you're hardly in a position to pursue an intellectual hobby." (Sapphire's/Amber's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "Tim, I'm afraid you haven't done much to dispel the myth that computer programmers are just anoraks! Talk about a systems crash, I think you need to leave that screen and get out a bit more, then you might discover there's more to life than floppy disks and modems!" (Tim's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "Tim, where does your genius start? Have you any talent? You know, when it comes to dispelling the myth that computer programmers are dull, you would not be the best ambassador. Perhaps you spend too much time in your bedroom having the wrong kind of fun! You should get out more!" (Tim's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "I have to say William, I shall certainly think twice before I ever travel by plane again if you're the sort of person controlling the air. And to think the government would want to sell off air traffic control! I think that performance of yours will wipe out about twenty million off the price!" (William's voting abuse clip (UK))
 * "William, you know, if you're the sort of person controlling the airways, heaven help us, I'm amazed anything ever lands safely in Washington DC. I'd advise all the people who need to get there to use the train. Does Washington have an abnormally high number of mid air collisions? I'd be surprised if it doesn't." (William's voting abuse clip (USA))
 * "So, you've won the championship have you, despite getting nowhere the £1 million prize money? Feeling rather good about yourself after all that time and effort? Perhaps you should get out more. Goodbye!" (after completing Round 4 of the Championship mode (UK))
 * "So, you think you're the ultimate strongest link, do you? But look at how much or should I say how little cash you've managed to win! Pretty poor, Don't you think? And just think what you could have done with a million! Oh, Don't even think about it! Perform like that again and you'll never know. Goodbye!" (after completing Round 4 of the Championship mode and nearly winning the 1 Million pounds at the same time (UK))
 * "So, you've won the championship have you, despite getting nowhere the $50 million prize money? Feeling rather good about yourself after all that time and effort? Perhaps you should get out more. Goodbye!" (after completing Round 4 of the Championship mode and nearly winning the 50 Million dollars at the same time (USA))
 * "Alright, So you're the ultimate strongest link, But please take a look at the competition, Anyone could have beaten that lot. If we had any half decent players, you wouldn't have got anywhere near the 50 Million. Oh of course you didn't, did you? Goodbye!" (after completing Round 4 of the Championship mode (USA))

Karen/Carole

 * "Hi, I'm Karen. I'm 25 and I'm a secretary from Romford in Essex. I like meeting with friends, watching television and shopping." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (UK))
 * "Hi, I'm Karen. I'm 25 and I'm a secretary from Saint Louis. I like hanging out with my friends, watching television and shopping." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (USA))
 * "Hmm..." (when thinking)
 * "Umm..." (when thinking)
 * "Oh, I know this!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Oh, yes!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Yes, It's the top one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Yes, It's the bottom one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Don't know, sorry!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Oh no!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Pass!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Bank!" (when banking money)
 * "I'll go first." (when deciding to go first when going head to head)
 * "I'll go second." (when deciding to go second when going head to head)
 * "Oh god, I was awful wasn't I?" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Nah, You're just picking on me, I'm not as bad as all that!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Mine were so much harder than all the others!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I don't reckon I was bad as some of them I could mention!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I'm not stupid as I look, you know!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I got loads wrong, I know." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "It was all just going too fast for me!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I know, Anne. I'm so silly!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I'm much better on questions about telly programmes." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I think he got a couple wrong, didn't he?" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "He did seem to dillydally a bit, I think!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "I don't like to be horrible, but he just seems... I don't know, a bit... do you know what I mean?" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "I know I shouldn't talk because.... I can never seem to save a penny either. But, then this isn't real money, Is it? So she could have put it a little bit aside, I suppose!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "She was just a bit, Oh, What's the word? Um.... Hesitant, That's all!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "I think she must have got more wrong than me!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "Oh dear, she just can't... Oh you know, sort of... I don't know really... I wasn't liking what she was wearing at all!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "They do seem very clever, but I know it's not very nice, I feel awful. I just think I get a bit more of a chance if they get voted off!" (voting for the strongest link)
 * "I just think that they've got rid of me because I like to take my time, I just wanted to make sure I'm getting the right answers, that's all. Then they all started getting stressed at me and I think it's better to think and get it right, Don't you?" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I'm just so stupid! I'm not normally this thick. Just, the lights and all the people, I got a bit... you know. They should let you have more time. It's just as bad as being at work: 'Hurry Up!', 'Do This!', 'Do That!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "It was really lovely, the whole thing, so I don't mind going. They were right to chuck me off, I got loads of things wrong and took too long, but I hope they all do really well." (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "Wow, It's great, I can't believe it! I'm gonna have my hair done and take a lovely long holiday somewhere nice and sunny, get a tan and.... Oh I don't know what else! Maybe I'll get a promotion at work now and show the boss I'm not hopeless as he thinks!" (after winning on the show)

Samantha/Virginie

 * "I'm Samantha, I'm 20 and I'm a retail manager. I come from Thornton. My hobbies are jogging, staying fit and taking my labradors for long walks in the countryside." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (UK))
 * "Hi, My name's Samantha, I'm 20 and I'm a store manager from Miami. My hobbies are jogging, staying fit and taking my dogs for long walks on the beach." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (USA))
 * "Hmm..." (when thinking)
 * "Umm..." (when thinking)
 * "Certain of this one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Oh yes!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Definitely the top one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Definitely the bottom one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Haven't a clue!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Oh no!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Pass!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Bank!" (when banking money)
 * "I'll go first." (when deciding to go first when going head to head)
 * "I'll go second." (when deciding to go second when going head to head)
 * "I'm staggered at how badly I'm doing." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I'm really upset about what just went on." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "There's no strategy, no plan. Everyone just seems to be playing for themselves." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I do think the team's being let down rather more badly about one or two people." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I think I could do with a bit more support from one or two people." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I mean some of these questions, they're just ridiculous." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I really don't think I was remotely the weakest player in that round." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "It's just ridiculous, I should have known that." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I think he lacks dynamism, ambition, vision. I want to be on a team with winners!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "The number of wrong answers he gave is simply unacceptable!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "Banking money is a sectional success and he did not contribute at all in that round!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "I'm sure that the statistics will back me up when I say she's incorrect far more than anyone else!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "I can't see she's getting anywhere with her on the team. I don't really think she wants to be here, so I guess she's going to get her wish!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "She clearly lacks confidence in her own abilities, But there's no reason why the rest of us should suffer because of her indecision!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "In terms of money banked, She let everybody down in that round. So we need to get rid of her, fast!" (voting for a female contestant)
 * "There are times when you've just got to admit that someone's got the better of you. So rather than straightforward confrontation, you've got to try a different approach. Voting them off seems to be the sensible thing to do." (voting for the strongest link)
 * "I am furious, they just... No one seems to have thought out a strategy about when to bank, that sort of thing! That was all left up to me, I'm the only one doing it. Without me, they'd probably have nothing in the pot and then they go and... Oh, Well I hope that's precisely what they end up with. Nothing!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I think I let myself get rattled by what the others were doing here, worrying about them and how badly some of them were doing and so when my own questions came up, I just... My mind was elsewhere! Next time, I'll definitely be worrying about myself not the well-being of the team!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I did all that I could for the team so I hope that's appreciated. I hope they manage to build on what I did for them and go on and make a good sum. I wish them lots of luck." (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "As I was the one who seemed to be doing most of the work, certainly answered the most questions correctly and banked the most money, then I suppose it's only right I should have won, that's what I came in for after all." (after winning on the show)

Kate/Ruth/Diane

 * "I'm Kate, 22, I'm a medical student at Edinburgh University. I'm fascinated in all fields of science, but I take an interest in the arts and county fairs as well." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (UK))
 * "I'm Ruth, 17, I'm a high school senior from Kansas City, Kansas. I love sports especially watching football and playing softball and I like listening to music." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (USA))
 * "Hmm..." (when thinking)
 * "Umm..." (when thinking)
 * "I'm certain of this one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Oh yes!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Clearly, it's the top one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Clearly, it's the bottom one!" (answering question correctly)
 * "No idea!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Oh no!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Pass!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Bank!" (when banking money)
 * "I'll go first." (when deciding to go first when going head to head)
 * "I'll go second." (when deciding to go second when going head to head)
 * "I did seem to get a number of questions outside my fields!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "You're rather exaggerating the extent of my performance!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I don't know how anybody could be expected to answer some of those questions." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I did feel under time pressure somewhat." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I should really have done a good deal better." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I feel that my contribution elsewhere is being overlooked." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Surprisingly, There were some I didn't know." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "One or two that were wrong, Yes!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "We cannot afford to carry someone who continually makes fundamental errors like he's doing!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "I think his attitude to the game is all wrong, You need to be a clear level headed thinker and he obviously isn't!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "I'm very conscious of time, but I have to say he clearly isn't, so that's costing us dearly!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "He's shown very little awareness of the need to bank money so we have fallen well short of my expectations!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "To do well out here, you need to know your stuff and keep your mind clear and I don't think she can do either, so we'll need to get rid of her." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "There's no way that someone who takes as long as she does over every question is really completing to the team's efforts." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "I'm surprised that someone gets as many things wrong as she does has seemed to have landed on the show." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "She isn't paying attention I think, She missed far too many chances to bank money in that round." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "It is admittedly a risky procedure getting rid of such a strong player, but one worth undertaking with their removal contributes of my chances of success." (voting for the strongest link)
 * "I'm outraged, I don't possibly see how I could have been the weakest link when clearly I was the strongest player out there, stronger probably than the rest of them put together. I couldn't possibly be into guess who they'll vote off next because I simply don't understand the way they're voting at all!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "It's very frustrating, I really should have done a good deal better and I've made some silly silly mistakes. I've really had a one bad round and that seemed to cost me. I just need to be quicker and more definite at times too!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I don't feel too bad about going out because the questions I got wrong were simply the ones I didn't know the answers to, So there wasn't much I could do. I seemed to know the answers to others' questions most of the time, but not my own! I suppose these things happen." (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "It was tough at times, but I felt pretty confident throughout. In the end, I think it was the fact that I was able to handle the pressure better than most." (after winning on the show)

Jules/Brigitte

 * "Hiya, I'm Jules, I'm 21 and I'm studying fashion design at Saint Martin's College, London. I'm into visual and performance arts, travel and anything connected to fashion." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (UK))
 * "Hello, I'm Jules, I'm 21 and I'm studying fashion design at New York City. I'm into visual and performance arts, travel and anything connected to fashion." (introducing herself on the character selection screen (USA))
 * "Hmm..." (when thinking)
 * "Umm..." (when thinking)
 * "I got it!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Oh yes!" (answering question correctly)
 * "It's gotta be the first answer!" (answering question correctly)
 * "It's gotta be the second answer!" (answering question correctly)
 * "Don't know this one!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Oh no!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Pass!" (answering question wrong)
 * "Bank!" (when banking money)
 * "I'll go first." (when deciding to go first when going head to head)
 * "I'll go second." (when deciding to go second when going head to head)
 * "A lot of the questions were about things I'm just not into." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "There's too many distractions in here, you know." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I did what I could you know and I think that's the important thing." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Nah you're right, I did it really badly." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Nah, There was no way I'd get that one, Nah Uh!" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Things were just getting too frantic and hassled." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "I don't think it's about getting personal. It doesn't help, Yeah?" (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "Yeah I blew it there." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "It was a bit of a bummer here." (response to Anne's abuse during voting/when about to be voted off)
 * "It's just like I could tell we're not coming from the same place and so he and I were never gonna make it on the same team." (voting for a male contestant)
 * "'He just kept blowing it, even on the really easy ones." (voting for a male contestant)
 * "'He seemed really hassled and that wasted a lot of time. He needs to chill out!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "'He wasn't like thinking about us so we missed loads of chances to build the pot up!" (voting for a male contestant)
 * "There was no communication happening between us you know, like we just didn't connect." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "You can't carry people like we had to with her in that round." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "She needs to get her head together and stop wasting so much time." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "You gotta keep an eye on how the money thing's going, But she didn't and that blew it so we hardly got anything." (voting for a female contestant)
 * "I think it was personal, nothing to do with what I did to the team. I could tell straight away that some of the others didn't really like me, So they thought it would be a laugh to gang up on me! That's how people wanna play fine, But I'm not into that sort of thing!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I let everyone down on the team, you know. That's what annoys me the most. I didn't do my best and make a contribution. I should have just chilled out a bit and taking a bit more time." (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I don't mind losing, that's not what it's about, It's about having a laugh, meeting some new people, that sort of thing. So I'm some pretty pleased really. I hope the others do really well, Good luck guys!" (after taking the Walk of Shame)
 * "I suppose the best thing about winning is that I won't have to take another student loan, but I thought the way we played as a team was really great and for me that was the most important thing you know." (after winning on the show)